superficial

  1. Josephus

    So clearly nobody told her the drugs in the movie are going to be fake yet.

  2. Dutch

    God, I can see the Middle-Aged Boob Sag coming from a mile away.

  3. mmmm easy access…….

  4. GuidotheRed

    “What you say is rubbish,” said the skeptic. “The world is held up by a freckled coke-slut.” “But what’s under her?” asked the scientist. “That’s easy,” replied the skeptic. “It’s freckles all the way down!”

  5. michiez

    i know im gonna get shit on. but i think shes so pretty… cept those lips got to go..ive always loved her lol

  6. Shouldn’t that say “Gaudy”?

  7. Cock Dr

    A little heavy on the blush & the blonde, but otherwise not bad.
    She obviously knows what assets to emphasize.
    Good luck dummy. Don’t screw up this job & you may get another.

  8. lauryn

    she looks sooo unnatural with blonde and actually pretty with the red hair. leave it to a crackhead to not know what looks best on them!

  9. LRW

    She’s a natural red head. Her original hair color is so gorgeous, I don’t understand why she keeps it blond. Doesn’t look good.

  10. Blouse buttons gone…cheeks red and swollen…i could make a “date with Chris Brown” joke, but instead I’ll just assume her pimp thought she was holding out on him.

  11. You’ve got to admit, the girl’s a real pro. Two paps calling for her attention so she splits the difference and looks at both of them.

  12. The Critical Crassness

    Considering how glassy and watery her eyes appear, Lindsay must have a serious allergy problem! NOT!

  13. Marley B.

    Lindsay looks good…..good and stoned! I’ll have whatever she’s having! Honestly, she’s still a pretty girl, but if she continues her lifestyle, she is going to look like something from that movie “The Hills Have Eyes”.

  14. Melrose

    Oh Lord – she looks like Dinah.

  15. Turd Ferguson

    It’s not like she had anywhere else to be.

  16. fooey

    Do we know which generation she plays yet? Were the Gottis around during the great depression or no?

  17. Ismoss

    Damn after everything I would still do her, two condoms please.

  18. Garrett

    Has anyone told her eyes that she isn’t dead yet?

  19. Deryn

    I guess this is the closest she’s gonna get to having her mouth closed.

  20. I’d still motorboat the twins.

  21. Double D

    Just change your name to “Lickme Lohan,” do a DP scene, and be done with it.

  22. Charmless Man

    She must have got sick of making duck-lips for photos so she had them surgically installed.

  23. It’s not the age, it’s the milage.

  24. Looks like 3 generations have already been inside her….

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