“First I get fucked by my friend and now I get fucked regularly getting gas. Will it never stop?!”
Imagine a famous actress wanted to disguise her identity and dress up like a man so no one would recognize her. I imagine it would look a lot like “Jordan Bratman.”
Shane MacGowans ugly twin brother.
I bet he pays for his gas with truffles…
Brilliant comment! Brilliant!
He doesn’t look stereotypical at all.
Just off camera… Mel Gibson sneaking up with a butterfly net.
Jorge Posada pumps his own gas?
It’s not for his car. “Getting some gas” means he’s huffing helium or whatever his ilk do around City of Ember.
Moleman knows that if you want to get your life going in the right direction, choose your role models wisely like he did. No one leads you to the light at the end of the Dumpsville tunnel like Kevin Federline and Jon Gosselin.
Richard Attenborough sez:
“And here we see the timid Bratman Mole come out of its warm subterranean home to seek out a rare midday forage for some Slim Jims and Diet Rockstar and to refuel his combustion powered earthmover.”
This guy always looks like he is reprising Dudley Moore’s character in the post dentist scene from the movie, “10″.
Christina Aguilera had sex with that? Can you say “YUCK”!!! He’s about as sexy as toe-jam!
As gross as this Gnome is, he is still the better looking one of the marriage.
You know what that sneer says? It says, I’m still going to get more palimony than you bitches see in a year..
Poor f#cker.. that photo caught him at the 1267th time THAT day.. when it hits him like a ‘mylifehaspeakedIshouldproblyjustdie’ kick in the junk that he *used* to fuck Christina Aguilera.
Which Beastie Boy is this again ?
The only thing worse than waking up and realizing you married this guy is waking up and realizing you are this guy.
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Jordan Bratman getting some gas in Brentwood, CA. (April 11, 2011)