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  1. The guy in the backgrounds eyes say it all, “I paid to see your stupid show and I didn’t even get a t-shirt.”

  2. True winning is listening to your Deepak Chopra mp3′s through your throat. Tiger throat bitches.

  3. Cock Dr

    Every shot I see of this crackhead he has more nose & less teeth.

  4. kimmykimkim

    I’m so fucking sick of this dude!! Good people die everyday, yet this fucker gets to live. Diiiieeeee!!!!!

  5. No matter how much I love Charlie Sheen…nobody, but NOBODY is going to get away with wearing a cap backwards without me calling “douche!” on them.

  6. “@lenscrafters transitions lenses #winning”

  7. The Critical Crassness

    Charter Memberships in the “Charlie Sheen Backassward Douche Club” are still available. Today’s Special Price: 2 Million Dollars or 5 kilos of coke, plus shipping, handling and resultant fines. Free Bonus: a private 30 second consultation with the “Tiger Blood Ninja” which will automatically end early because you aren’t good enough to see him sweat.

  8. Marley B.

    Cocaine is a helluva drug! I’m Charlie Sheen, bitches!

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Blue blockers and a hat with your own name on it. You’ve made it Chuck.

  10. “Uh, Dr. Sheen, your stethoscope is on backwards….”

  11. Jenny with a Y

    “Now where did I park those darn hookers?”

  12. yoyored

    lol

  13. E

    Wow, I don’t know why Mila Kunis isn’t beating down his door. That cokehead/grandpa “Where did I put my keys” look is so, so sexy.

  14. Ironically, Charlie Sheen is the only person NOT embarrased to wear a hat proving that he was at his show.

  15. So last week.

  16. Double D

    losing

  17. Steelerchick

    HE LOOKS SO OLD !!!

  18. Charmless Man

    Warlock? More like Frankenstein. Because… y’know… the, uh, headphones look like, um… modern neckbolts.

  19. zomgbie

    douchebags torpedoes of turds tour canceled in another week and a half.

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