1. The guy in the backgrounds eyes say it all, “I paid to see your stupid show and I didn’t even get a t-shirt.”

  2. True winning is listening to your Deepak Chopra mp3′s through your throat. Tiger throat bitches.

  3. Cock Dr

    Every shot I see of this crackhead he has more nose & less teeth.

  4. kimmykimkim

    I’m so fucking sick of this dude!! Good people die everyday, yet this fucker gets to live. Diiiieeeee!!!!!

  5. No matter how much I love Charlie Sheen…nobody, but NOBODY is going to get away with wearing a cap backwards without me calling “douche!” on them.

  6. “@lenscrafters transitions lenses #winning”

  7. The Critical Crassness

    Charter Memberships in the “Charlie Sheen Backassward Douche Club” are still available. Today’s Special Price: 2 Million Dollars or 5 kilos of coke, plus shipping, handling and resultant fines. Free Bonus: a private 30 second consultation with the “Tiger Blood Ninja” which will automatically end early because you aren’t good enough to see him sweat.

  8. Marley B.

    Cocaine is a helluva drug! I’m Charlie Sheen, bitches!

  9. Turd Ferguson

    Blue blockers and a hat with your own name on it. You’ve made it Chuck.

  10. “Uh, Dr. Sheen, your stethoscope is on backwards….”

  11. Jenny with a Y

    “Now where did I park those darn hookers?”

  12. yoyored


  13. E

    Wow, I don’t know why Mila Kunis isn’t beating down his door. That cokehead/grandpa “Where did I put my keys” look is so, so sexy.

  14. Ironically, Charlie Sheen is the only person NOT embarrased to wear a hat proving that he was at his show.

  15. So last week.

  16. Double D


  17. Steelerchick


  18. Charmless Man

    Warlock? More like Frankenstein. Because… y’know… the, uh, headphones look like, um… modern neckbolts.

  19. zomgbie

    douchebags torpedoes of turds tour canceled in another week and a half.

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