John Mayer leaving Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles. (April 12, 2011)
Is he Benecio del Toro’s brother?
He saw Kirstie’s panties too.
And it turned him on….Let us not forget, he once saw Taylor Swift’s panties,too. After that, anything female would be a turn-on for a douche like Mayer!
Looks like depression leads to as Elvis death…
….little did John Mayer realise, the herbal supplement he was taking for allergies, was slowly turning him into Ron Jeremy……DUN DUN DUNNN
John Mayer my ass…that’s Gene Simmons.
Can’t believe the paps just stood by taking photos as a homeless man stole this car.
nothing to see here… just another case of actual musical skills wasted on a douche bag
He looks like an unshaven Katie Holmes.
wait…it’s making sense now. Kirstie had “just got shagged in the back seat” hair…Mayer has “I just want to die” look on his face. Two mysteries solved in one post! I feel like freakin John Holmes here! (bet you thought I’d say Sherlock, huh?)
He is looking more like Luis Guzman everyday!
Yo, what’d Luis ever do to you essay?
He couldn’t look like even more of a douche even if he had “Massengil” tattooed on his forehead.
Let me just check the rear view here….yup…just like I thought…my best years and hottest lays are behind me.
He’s probably thinking…”Hmm, who can I screw now and talk about later….wonder what Taylor Swift’s up to”….Eww, never mind….she did that Gyllenhall guy…Jennifer Aniston’s still single….Oh, hell no!….I’d rather masturbate!”
I’m glad neck beards are around to mark hipster assholes for me
When did John Mayer turn Pakistani?
Is he being deported back to Mexico?
Um Superficial Writer, why’d you post 2 pictures of Kirstie leaving the restaurant?
When are we calling Homeland Security?
Isnt’ that the fat fuck that was married to Brittany Murphy?! GET HIM!
Nope the fat fuck died. Life already got him.
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