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  1. Is he Benecio del Toro’s brother?

  2. Satan's bitch

    He saw Kirstie’s panties too.

    • The Critical Crassness

      And it turned him on….Let us not forget, he once saw Taylor Swift’s panties,too. After that, anything female would be a turn-on for a douche like Mayer!

  3. Looks like depression leads to as Elvis death…

  4. Deacon Jones

    ….little did John Mayer realise, the herbal supplement he was taking for allergies, was slowly turning him into Ron Jeremy……DUN DUN DUNNN

  5. doogleberg

    John Mayer my ass…that’s Gene Simmons.

  6. argleblargle

    Can’t believe the paps just stood by taking photos as a homeless man stole this car.

  7. RayRay's Nubbin

    nothing to see here… just another case of actual musical skills wasted on a douche bag

  8. kimmykimkim

    He looks like an unshaven Katie Holmes.

  9. wait…it’s making sense now. Kirstie had “just got shagged in the back seat” hair…Mayer has “I just want to die” look on his face. Two mysteries solved in one post! I feel like freakin John Holmes here! (bet you thought I’d say Sherlock, huh?)

  10. desabrey

    He is looking more like Luis Guzman everyday!

  11. The Winchester

    He couldn’t look like even more of a douche even if he had “Massengil” tattooed on his forehead.

  12. 20rock

    Let me just check the rear view here….yup…just like I thought…my best years and hottest lays are behind me.

  13. Marley B.

    He’s probably thinking…”Hmm, who can I screw now and talk about later….wonder what Taylor Swift’s up to”….Eww, never mind….she did that Gyllenhall guy…Jennifer Aniston’s still single….Oh, hell no!….I’d rather masturbate!”

  14. fooey

    I’m glad neck beards are around to mark hipster assholes for me

  15. Turd Ferguson

    El Mariachi.

  16. Jenny with a Y

    When did John Mayer turn Pakistani?

  17. DKNY

    Is he being deported back to Mexico?

  18. SonicAlligator

    Um Superficial Writer, why’d you post 2 pictures of Kirstie leaving the restaurant?

  19. Garrett

    When are we calling Homeland Security?

  20. Isnt’ that the fat fuck that was married to Brittany Murphy?! GET HIM!

  21. Finally … A cab driver that can speak English AND play guitar.

  22. Charmless Man

    He looks like Johnny Depp having with shellfish allergies.

  23. Remyx09

    Man, M Night Shyamalan has really let himself go.

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