1. edamame

    How do you get a sandwich in Brooklyn?

  2. Dick Hell

    A snap from her colonoscopy might be more flattering.

  3. I’d be holding back tears too if I was part of Battleship…

  4. She’s ̶B̶a̶t̶ ̶S̶h̶i̶t̶ Battle Ship crazy.

  5. Mike

    Who is this? It says Brooklyn Decker, but it’s “posted under” Amanda Seyfried.

    It looks like Rachel McAdams.

  6. boing

    i still would pound.

  7. JK

    Wow she’s got like a full blond beard going there. Photoshop, stat!

  8. DrX

    Kinda reminds me of Jurassic Park…

  9. Bart Ock

    Fuggy Fugglestein

  10. Kate Gosselin looks like shit.

  11. Skip Ridiculous

    Is she trying to smell her upper lip?

  12. PhotoBoy- WHOSE not who’s. Yes I am a grammar nazi. It’s annoying as fuck. They make money here; they can learn English.

  13. Bonky

    “He said I have a horse face, A HORSE FACE. Men can be so cruel. I don’t have a horse face, do I ?”

  14. Crissy

    Quick, show the body!!!! ahhhhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Deacon Jones

    Wow, “Battleship” is even making the supermodels at its premiere look like shit.

  16. nick

    Weeping at the death of cinema.

  17. The Pope

    Wait…she has a face?

  18. diego

    She’s transforming into a Lycan!

  19. Just_As_it_IS

    I’d love to confort her.

  20. doogleberg

    “Black Hole Sun, won’t ya come…and wash away the raaaaiiinnnn.”

  21. Grand Poobah

    she is auditioning for a part as Donald Duck

  22. Grand Poobah

    big teeth are in the house!

  23. Grand Poobah

    a definite horse-face,,,,would like to hear her whinny :)

  24. Where did she get those veneers, bed bath & beyond?

  25. dooood

    anyone ever seen “The Dark Crystal”?

  26. me

    janice from the muppets

  27. asdf

    What the hell do you guys expect? You want anorexia and buxom at the same time? Anorexia makes women look like shit.

    Oh, hey, I’mma smoke meth. I wonder what will happen to my face?

  28. terry

    She has bigger lips than anyone in my Afro American family. Could be a distant relative. Hmmmm!

  29. these damn porn cameramen and their fucking closeups!

  30. Bob Hopeless

    So it turns out that she has a face. Had one all along, just never noticed til now. Weird

  31. Hank E. Ring

    Please, I beg you, I will do ANYTHING for that sandwich.

  32. journalschism

    Toothy McTitsandass.

  33. Look at how big her pupils are. She must be high as fuck. One bad picture doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot as hell.

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