How do you get a sandwich in Brooklyn?
Well, I usually just go to the corner deli—ohhhh, I see what you did there.
A snap from her colonoscopy might be more flattering.
God-Dayammmnnn, McBeef. That was pretty rugged. Well done!
Is that cancer or corn?
Okay, I stand corrected.
Ah yes. The fabled and much sought-after “estrada chocolata”…
I am NOT clicking on that, Doc.
after you look into the ark enough times, your face stops melting and you find yourself turned off by even the thought of anal sex.
click that link tommy.
and why if i reply to comment in the main comment string page, it only shows up there but if i reply on an individual picture it shows up here and in the main comment string page? Techboy?
Indy told her not to look at the arc, she should have listened.
I’d be holding back tears too if I was part of Battleship…
She’s ̶B̶a̶t̶ ̶S̶h̶i̶t̶ Battle Ship crazy.
Who is this? It says Brooklyn Decker, but it’s “posted under” Amanda Seyfried.
It looks like Rachel McAdams.
i still would pound.
Wow she’s got like a full blond beard going there. Photoshop, stat!
Kinda reminds me of Jurassic Park…
Kate Gosselin looks like shit.
Is she trying to smell her upper lip?
PhotoBoy- WHOSE not who’s. Yes I am a grammar nazi. It’s annoying as fuck. They make money here; they can learn English.
“He said I have a horse face, A HORSE FACE. Men can be so cruel. I don’t have a horse face, do I ?”
Quick, show the body!!!! ahhhhhhhh my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, “Battleship” is even making the supermodels at its premiere look like shit.
Weeping at the death of cinema.
Wait…she has a face?
She’s transforming into a Lycan!
I’d love to confort her.
“Black Hole Sun, won’t ya come…and wash away the raaaaiiinnnn.”
Fucking LOVE Soundgarden!
she is auditioning for a part as Donald Duck
big teeth are in the house!
a definite horse-face,,,,would like to hear her whinny :)
Where did she get those veneers, bed bath & beyond?
anyone ever seen “The Dark Crystal”?
janice from the muppets
What the hell do you guys expect? You want anorexia and buxom at the same time? Anorexia makes women look like shit.
Oh, hey, I’mma smoke meth. I wonder what will happen to my face?
She has bigger lips than anyone in my Afro American family. Could be a distant relative. Hmmmm!
these damn porn cameramen and their fucking closeups!
So it turns out that she has a face. Had one all along, just never noticed til now. Weird
Please, I beg you, I will do ANYTHING for that sandwich.
Look at how big her pupils are. She must be high as fuck. One bad picture doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot as hell.
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Brooklyn Decker at the premiere of Battleship in Sydney, Australia. (April 10, 2012)