superficial

  1. edamame

    What is her parents’ cut of the action?

  2. Dick Hell

    She should only be photographed next to objects larger than her forehead, which rules out swimming pools.

  3. Those inflatable swimming pools are so life-like nowadays…

  4. EricLr

    See mom, elves ARE real!

  5. George P Burdell

    He is short with an erection that deflates to the left.

  6. yourmom

    Hi Mom! Look what I just did!! CHA-CHING!!

  7. She is SOOO fucking cute…If she were my lady I’d be eating at the “Y” constantly.

  8. Bonky

    She must be one fun little bundle of fuck.

  9. Sheppy

    I concede. She’s banging.

  10. Dude’s getting a junior chubby.

  11. The Pope

    He’s thinking: I’d hit it.

    She’s thinking: I hope so!

  12. Grand Poobah

    this pict will really disappoint many of the lezbo ladies out there!

  13. jd

    It’s time someone said this: Tits or GTFO.

  14. dooood

    save the boner save the world

  15. The Brown Streak

    I thought only Catholic priests liked little boys. Or is this one of these new hipster new-age priests?

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    The man was later overheard saying, “I’d fuck that little girl” and he was promptly arrested.

  17. El Jefe

    She is smiling and taking a photo with him. I guess he gave her a huge tip over her going rate.

  18. White Bull

    She’s such a sexy little minx.

  19. shonzie

    Man her junk has to be wrecked after being with the last dude. Seriously, I don’t think she has a taint anymore.

  20. journalschism

    Wonder how much her dad charged the guy?

  21. Kat

    Best caption ever.

  22. That girl is built like a brick shithouse. Perfect solid body, I like my girls short like her too. I would wreck that. Every hole.

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