I didn’t know they made hamburger vajazzles… Interesting.
I’m going to have to make a pit stop.
Looks like Hoff is wearing the family bra tonight.
“How ’boutph we goin’ to burger king for my my special girl…”
So…is he a pimp now?
Not satisfied with so easily looking down her blouse, The Hoff proceeds to try and see down EVERY blouse.
That IS his daughter? Right?
What is it with stars of the 80s/90s and still dressing like they’re a back up dancer for “In Living Color”?
I lived through the fucking 80s and 90s and you dont see me looking like this!
. . . but only because you traded your MC Hammer pants for some weed.
Well, shit, that was a good trade!
Maybe he’s just doing what he wants to do.
Killing it with the electric blue velour shoes.
Too bad they smell like In ‘n Out Burger.
she must be pretty desperate to go after whats left of grandpa’s money
speaking of batshit crazy………..
poor guy hallucinates that little burger king whoppers are everywhere.
and they talk back to him.
It’s like a shot from “Weekend at Bernie’s”.
“Hey, valet guy…ya, you there…go get KITT, me and my special lady want to grab a Big Mac on the way my interview with Johnny Carson.”
I wish I had those shoes. seriously.
I am constantly amazed at how he can appear to be standing straight and walking of his own accord, even though there is always someone holding him up and pushing him forward.
you can do anything but lay off of my blue swede shoes
As the Prime Minister of Sweden, I must formally protest Dood’s statement. We have no involvement in the creation of these shoes, or in therest of Mr. Hasselhoff’s attire. If you plan to hold someone accountable, blame Germany.
“We’re going to go smurfin’, then i’m gonna smurf her in the smurf, and after smurfing, I’m gonna smurf the living smurf out of this smurf!” said David Hasselsmurf.
Hayley be doin the walk of shame
“I’m not sure but I think I just ate my tie”
Hasselhoff might not have much, but after this audition he knew he had the lead role in “Zombie Valets” in the bag.
Didn’t I see that girl on the side of a milk carton?
bet you his breath is as bad as that suit
“I did other things than just the SpongeBob movie, do you remember Baywatch, no wait, that was way before your time. Ask your parents about Baywatch, they’ll tell you how great I used to be.”
The Hoff and Bruce Jenner are seriously approaching Crypt Keeper status
She looks like she needs the money. He looks like he doesn’t have it. This is bound to be interesting.
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David Hasselhoff and Hayley Roberts in Los Angeles. (April 9, 2012)