superficial

  1. Christie’s body, Billy’s face. Missed the DNA lottery by THAT much…

  2. Cock Dr

    She’s pretty….nothing wrong here that a little matte powder couldn’t take care of.

  3. Bart Ock

    She’s got a rack on her.

  4. Is she legal? Let me know, so I can leave an appropriate comment.

  5. Crissy

    What is wrong with her hair color though and yellow teeth!

  6. Deacon Jones

    “In other entertainment news, Billy Joel’s daughter is recovering nicely from a double thighectomy. Doctor’s were forced to sew her calves directly to her hip sockets, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping her! Yo go girl!”

  7. Bonky

    She’s pregnant ?

  8. She looks pregnant. I’d still hit her by the way.

  9. Grand Poobah

    she needs to tighten the rubber girdle up about 10 notches!

  10. JQUERY IS NOT A FUNCTION.

    whats wrong with her neck?

  11. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree. At least on the distaff side.

  12. Biff

    Wait…why the front butt?

  13. mbcl

    Showing her amazing strength by lifting the suv with one hand.

  14. Troubled, with celebrity parents and a trust fund. Yeah, she’d be a panther in the sack.

  15. why are genes stronger in ugly people? its shit like this that pulls me more towards atheism

  16. why are genes stronger in ugly people? its shit like this that pulls me more towards atheism,

    p.s. my genes are strong as fuck

  17. Unfortunate outfit but she’s pretty, actually. It’s got to be hard being compared to your mother when she is Christie Brinkley though, sheesh. People wouldn’t be so harsh otherwise.

  18. She’s a pretty girl. I would do her and her mother at the same time. Must be hard having Christie Brinkley for a mother, though. How do you match up to that?

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