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  1. Dick Hell

    Gad, hasn’t NY suffered enough?

  2. Say what you will about Lindsey but at least she has her good days…

  3. She must be awesome at lesbian sex because she isn’t getting any on her looks.

  4. Talk about losing the DNA lottery: her bro is super talented and considered pretty handsome, where she is just handsome.

  5. Will

    Bwahahaha…that guy has a girls name!

  6. Why yes, I did have a wonderful 5 day meth binge. Thank you for asking! No one asks.

  7. EricLr

    I wonder if anyone is ever going to have the heart to tell her that punk died thirty years ago.

  8. Cock Dr

    Doesn’t she have any friends that would force her into a makeover? Is the whole Ronson posse all about maximum uglification?

  9. slippinx12

    Rachel Maddow let herself go

  10. Deacon Jones

    So they’re filming another “Lost Boys”? weet.

  11. JanGator

    They’re letting that Bieber impersonator walk? Oh, good.

  12. JustHereForTheLaughs

    She looks like she smells like the inside of a bum’s pocket.

  13. K-Tron

    These are the sweet duds you could afford too, if you knew how to press “play” on an iPod as well as she can.

  14. Seriously…lesbians, is this doing it for you?

  15. I have a sneaking hunch that if she were to fix her hair, clean up, put on some nice threads, and have a total cosmetic makeover she’d look like…well…an ugly guy with makeup.

  16. dooood

    i don’t know what you guys are talking about.
    i think corey haim looks great

  17. The Brown Streak

    I heard Anne Hathaway cut her hair off but damn….DAAAAMMMMMN!

  18. Senor Trout

    These douche bag Madden brothers turn up everywhere.

  19. I guess I’m alone in starting to kind of dig her. I like her “fuck you I dress for me” style, and I like that she handled the whole LiLo stalker thing and a) lived b) didn’t write a tell-all book (yet, anyway).

  20. Scarlet

    Months on the road on tour was never kind to Justin.

  21. mbcl

    “Yep, I still got it. “

  22. The Most Interesting

    And yet, still better career prospects than Lindsay.

  23. vandinz

    Boot.

  24. Napoupi

    Are these meth sores on her face ??

  25. “Why yes, I used to fuck Lindsay Lohan. Jealous?”

  26. journalschism

    Scowl didn’t work for you? Here’s the smirk. That’ll be $25,000.

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