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  1. I prefer my ladies to have their eyes pointed in the same timezone.

  2. hpflapjacks

    Wow. I had no idea she sees the same dentist as the guys on “Hillbilly Handfishin’”…

  3. Dick Hell

    Bless Shannon for allowing Angelica Huston to feel pretty.

  4. I wonder if this site specifically asks for photos of celebrities caught mid-derp…

  5. edamame

    Cheeks implants over dental work? Very bad move.

  6. “I’m inadvertently method acting to be play Anne Rice in my living room.”

  7. Will

    “YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT’S JUST A GUT IN A SUIT!”

  8. EricLr

    Extra weight. Extra years. Extra crazy.

  9. Perplexity

    It’s like a cross between David Letterman and Nancy Wilson of Heart.

  10. Richard McBeef

    She has already consumed the heads off those two gentleman in the back.

  11. direchef

    Who let Roseanne Barr in without feeding her!? She already ate the heads of two people!

  12. So what if her looks are gone? She still has a wonderful talent and a terrific perso….. Oh wait.

  13. Keith Richards should stop wearing stripper wigs.

  14. K-Tron

    Man, I love Dave Foley. Is this a still from a new Kids in the Hall show?

  15. tootiredforthis

    Roseanne Barr anyone?

  16. slippinx12

    Dammit Shannen you never go full Lohan, everyone knows that

  17. “I get my hair and my teeth parted at the same salon.”

  18. Deacon Jones

    ” AND IF IT WASN’T FOR YOU PESKY KIDS, I COULD’VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO!”

  19. nick

    “You want me to fuck you, lady? Yeah, that’ll be extra.”

  20. gumption

    no words. She was pretty just last year. the neck rings, the eye wrinkles, wtf happened?

  21. bob

    her face is some kind mouthfart

  22. Joe Blow

    “You saw the commercial, boyo, I am a bitch! Recognize!”

  23. Voicer

    So, you lift the wig to place the candle inside??

  24. Harvey Dent? Is that you?

  25. CK

    Rosanne Barr?

  26. dooood

    when the fuck did brenda turn into mrs. shrek?

  27. nelle

    I didn’t know Rosanne Barr had a twin sister.

  28. The Brown Streak

    All she could talk about was butter on this, butter on that. Then I pulled Paula Deen’s wig off, and exposed her to the world. Wait…I should never use “Paula Deen” and “Exposed” in the same sentence. You’re welcome for the nightmares, everyone.

  29. jrod

    She’s a Beverly Hillbillies / 90210 mashup waiting to happen..

  30. Ugly on the inside finally exploded all over her outside.

  31. atakmod

    When was she ever attractive? This seems about right to me.

  32. anon

    Lindsay Lohan with black hair?

  33. Elf

    “See? I’d be perfect in as the banjo kid in the remake of Deliverance!”

  34. Since when did old age give you a glass eye?

  35. Anon

    Here’s an example of what I was saying a while ago concerning the weird rating system. I don’t have an account, but I’m able to comment on some but not others.

    http://tinypic.com/r/2a99nyb/5

  36. She’s all set for a remake of charmed with a more OZ like feel for witches

  37. Veronica

    I saw her at a Picasso exhibition: I think.

  38. journalschism

    Her face always looked like a Picasso painting. Now it looks like someone balled it up and stuck in a back pocket.

  39. Crissy

    Old age sure is a bitch!!! Inevitable and cruel! very few people are lucky to age gracefully and she is NOT one of them! Sorry!

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