See, ladies: semen really is a good facial moisturizer.
Who could think he’s gay?
Maybe he’s born with it…..
…Maybe it’s Gaybelline? (sorry)
P.S. Zac Efron in a Nicholas Sparks movie? My ovaries turned themselves inside out in protest.
Mine, too. And I’m a guy!
“You smell my farts? I know it smells funny, I had a strawberry smoothie enema this morning.”
To prove his manly heterosexuality at this event, he not only dropped an over-sized condom, but a copy of Sports Illustrated and a dark beer.
He’s got to be one of Rob Lowe’s illegitimate children.
i was gonna say john stammos but sure rob lowe works fine
What is this 40-year-old picture of Richard Benjamin doing here?
Lookin’ good, twinkerbell!
A straight man and a soldier, yeah, this role is totally believable for him.
Adam Lambert’s brother from another mother.
That picture sprayed douche all over me when I opened it.
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