1. joe

    See, ladies: semen really is a good facial moisturizer.

  2. EricLr

    Who could think he’s gay?

  3. K-Tron

    Maybe he’s born with it…..

  4. K-Tron

    P.S. Zac Efron in a Nicholas Sparks movie? My ovaries turned themselves inside out in protest.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “You smell my farts? I know it smells funny, I had a strawberry smoothie enema this morning.”

  6. Buddy the Elf

    To prove his manly heterosexuality at this event, he not only dropped an over-sized condom, but a copy of Sports Illustrated and a dark beer.

  7. fartbucket

    He’s got to be one of Rob Lowe’s illegitimate children.

  8. What is this 40-year-old picture of Richard Benjamin doing here?

  9. jrod

    Lookin’ good, twinkerbell!

  10. El Jefe

    A straight man and a soldier, yeah, this role is totally believable for him.

  11. tlmck

    Adam Lambert’s brother from another mother.

  12. Napoupi

    That picture sprayed douche all over me when I opened it.

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