“It’s like ducklips but douchier. I call it douchelips.”
I see he swung by Wendy Williams’ garage sale and picked up a couple of items.
After you’ve kissed enough Kardashian ass cramping is a distinct possibility.
He’s still got some Kim stank juice on his upper lip.
“Ima let you derp”
Ever wonder how Kanye is able to strain the shit that goes into and comes out of his mouth? Now you know!
This is exactly what my grandmother always told me would happen if someone hit me on the back of the head while I was giving analingus to Kim Kardashian.
Whatchamean!? Gumballs are supposed to be chewed, not kept on each side of your mouth for flavor? :/
“It looks like this, look at my lips, like this. It’s got teeth too. I ain’t putting my dick in that thing no matter what the other guys say. She ain’t worth it.”
some kind of inverted slur?
Oh damn, I missed this.
I was listening to Justin Timberlake on WET.
He just tasted RayJ’s urine.
kanye reflecting on relationship with kim kardashian:
career suicide or career obi wan – “if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!”
rapper + genius(X) = gay fish
Kanye was so determined to join the holoship, he decided to go for the illegal mind patching.
he’s making farting noises for each step Khloe takes as she walks by.
…and this is with his brain firing on all cylinders.
“Damn. Kim tastes like chicken.”
i am sure she probably tastes more like urine since she is a piss porn queen
“You know, maybe I should just come out and tell people I’m gay. Or try switching to Khloe Kardashian.”
“Is there a wookie hair stuck in my teeth??”
” Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.”
Better watch it Kanye, or someone is going to slap that look right off your face.
this is the face he makes when he jacks off to male porn
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