superficial

  1. edamame

    Good Bai, sanity.

  2. Your Momma's Valtrex

    Wow, this dude does a good Paris Hilton impersonation.

  3. Oh Thailand. You and your ladyboys.

  4. This chick can channel, Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Stodden or all them put together as far as I’m concerned. Six-inch nipples gets an automatic pass in my book. Yowzah.

  5. Paris Hilton sucky, fucky you long time.

  6. It isn’t even close to Halloween and yet here’s is Bai Ling dressed up as a shiksa.

  7. K-Tron

    This woman is 45 years old. Crazy is one hell of a youth-serum.

  8. Jiminy Cryptic

    I don’t see any nipple so there’s no way that’s her.

  9. Bonky

    Bai Ling was rejected from the Miss Universe contest, the rules are you have to be a transexual, not just look like one.

  10. Robert

    Oh, Bai, it’s been too long; glad to see you’re back!

  11. I have never complained about China’s shoddy, questionable knock-off industry, but whoever allowed this Paris Hilton copy, needs to be knocked off.

  12. I didn’t recognize her without the band-aids on her shins.

  13. dooood

    in the back of every picture, there’s some white guy thinkin
    “who gives a fuck”

  14. Senor Trout

    I’m buying stock in Spanx if this is what it can do for Nicki Minaj.

  15. Grand Poobah

    she is a granny tranny

  16. toopier

    Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.

  17. King Diamond

    Who?

  18. Pip pip cheery-o

    It took me years before I realized she played one of the king’s concubines in Anna and the King. (the Jodie Foster one) She gave one hell of a moving performance in that movie that, dare I say, gave me a bit of respect for her acting abilities. I still tear up when she gets her head chopped off alongside her monk lover….did I just type that??

  19. Isa

    Who the fuck is that?

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