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  1. Patti Smith = awesome.

  2. Mike Walker

    She’s a Rock and Roll Afro-American.

  3. She was actually on Noah’s original Arc.

  4. Hey, it’s Billy Connolley!

  5. cc

    The two biggest bridges in London….Tower Bridge and the one in her mouth.

  6. Ugh, go away Madonna. It’s just sad at this point.

  7. I’m gonna go brush my teeth now.

  8. The years haven’t treated her kindly. There was actually a time when she was pretty damn close to almost attractive. I think she was around 14 at the time.

  9. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    If Mapplethorpe could see her now, he’d pull a Chris Brown on her.

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