superficial

  1. Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants, it’s the coolest !

  2. Looks like the kind of guy that would put giant stone creatures in a story about Noah. DEVIL DEVIL!!

  3. “My next film will be Moses VS. Plan 9 from Outer Space.”

  4. Cock Dr

    How much did she get for this one? 500? A chance 2 attend a movie premiere in a new dress and a gram of cocaine in the limo? Just trying to understand how it works.

  5. “heh heh..bewbs”

  6. No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.

  7. “All I wanted was sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. Is that too much to ask?”

  8. “I’m afraid this shiny satin outfit doesn’t make me look like enough of a twat.”

    “Here, try this horrible, froofy scarf.”

    “…GENIUS!”

  9. journalschism

    *sticks pink finger up to his mouth* “Why fuck Kate Beckinsale when you can fuck…Sarah Palin?”

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