superficial

  1. Did they finally listen to me and add the “Most robotic performer with a Boston accent” category???

  2. Bonky

    When did Space Alien Bukkake become a thing for teenagers ?

  3. Not seen: Pink suspended above him.

  4. Mark Wahlberg’s T-Shirt’s only thought was ‘Oh no. not again’. To this day many scientists believe that if we could answer why the T-shirt thought this, that we’d know the meaning of life.

  5. “I don’t know?”

  6. Still better than The Happening.

  7. Meshuggah Tits

    “Ah-choo!” – Khloe Kardashian

  8. Ronaldo

    Whoring himself to promote the new transformers movie to the kids.

  9. Swearin

    See, this is why you should masterbate, Mr. Wahlberg. Otherwise, the jizz will start to go bad and then explode in a big green mess.

  10. Not unlike the SXSW Lady Gaga performance.

  11. And speaking of Ray J and Kim Kardashian…

  12. Johnny Barbells

    …somewhere in boston, there’s an older vietnamese gentleman at home with his family yelling; “what’s happening, i can’t see!?”, because the TV is slightly to the right of where he’s sitting…

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