1. Obligatory Fan

    Oh wow I want to bone that, oh boy.

  2. CARRY A FUCKING BAG! Ahh. Thank you.

  3. Jonas Grumby

    “Ma’am you are under arrest – for being too sexy!” – from “Great Pick-up Lines for Cops”, Chapter 1, Page 1, the 1972 edition.

  4. G Spot Finder

    Fuck you officer,I’m not coming out because it’s really cold outside

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