Oh wow I want to bone that, oh boy.
You better get the gun away from him first.
CARRY A FUCKING BAG! Ahh. Thank you.
“Ma’am you are under arrest – for being too sexy!” – from “Great Pick-up Lines for Cops”, Chapter 1, Page 1, the 1972 edition.
Fuck you officer,I’m not coming out because it’s really cold outside
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