Alicia Keys at the Chanel Fall/Winter 2012-2013 Ready-To-Wear Fashion Show in Paris. (March 6, 2012)
Kneel before Zod!
Has anyone seen my medallion, it was around here somewhere.
Anglina Jolie is that you?
Nope, she would need skinnier arms!
Sometimes Alicia Keys looks black.
and right now is not one of them. Why the fuck does she think she can wear this shit?
“V’ger has sent me”
Christ, someone better get Superman.
“But that’s not all! If you act now, not only will you get my Biceps Bonanza 3000 workout video for $29.99, but you’ll also get this silver turtle amulet, made in a sweatshop in China by starving mongoloids. It’s yours for no extra charge!”
She looks like a different person lately.
Bastian, Say my name!
Is there a new cult that started up??
Her arms absorbed her boobs?
Its her super power, duh!
When her energy runs low, the light on her forehead flashes, and Ultrawoman must return to her human form.
this is what I call trying too hard
oh shes wearing a diverto-attentionus-fromic-thighulus.
also, it must be out of batteries.
Why are we allowing her back into pop culture? Is it the hypno-medallion? It’s the hypno-medallion, isn’t it?
Is she the next Star Trek villain?
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