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  1. JPC

    Bandage dress apparently does not help with pancake tits. Man, this girl has no luck…..other than being incredibly rich.

  2. Davey

    For the love of God.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Even her breasts have chins

  4. Johnny P!

    She’s got to stop wiping her chin with her dress or that thing’ll fall
    off!

  5. EricLr

    She looks like a real-life version of one of those warped “If they had a baby” mash-ups that Conan O’Brien used to do.

  6. George P Burdell

    On the look out for her party crashing, spotlight stealing mother.

  7. Deacon Jones

    “You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the ButterFace Zone!”

  8. celebutard

    Hmmm, odd that her stylist didn’t think that best accessory to go with that miracle bandage dress, would have been a matching piece on her jaw.

  9. Her chin and tits are apparently in a death race to her knees.

  10. rospo

    Rumer has it, mmmhm Rumer has it

  11. Flint

    There has to be a cure.

  12. judging you

    So she has another problem area, God that girl has no luck…looks wise. Bruce Willis’ jaw and Meg Ryan’s breasts.

  13. Contusion

    Hey Rumer…why the long chest?

  14. Butternuts

    I guess it would be convenient if you didn’t want to waste the effort on picturing Bruce Willis.

  15. Popeye

    She can eat me spinach anytime!

  16. cc

    I see some Easter Island genes in her.

  17. El Jefe

    So when is her next fight with Mayweather? With a jaw like that she could never get knocked out.

  18. Bigalkie

    Crying shame when you hit the wall at birth.

  19. Sin

    She just doesn’t care. She is loaded from her parents. Guys, and girls, all want to be with her so she just doesn’t care how weird she looks.

  20. D-chi

    Ladies, this is WHY WE WEAR BRAS!

  21. That is a severe case of wonkface.

  22. doogleberg

    Hey, Rumer…why the long face? And while we’re at it, why the long tits?

  23. your mom

    She failed the bandage dress test!!

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