Bandage dress apparently does not help with pancake tits. Man, this girl has no luck…..other than being incredibly rich.
My thoughts exactly … and they’re not even real, lol.
Eh, or maybe they are …
Or pancake ass either.
For the love of God.
Even her breasts have chins
FTW—best laugh I’ve had all day.
Nothing else is worth reading after that line.
Consider me awestruck!
She’s got to stop wiping her chin with her dress or that thing’ll fall
She looks like a real-life version of one of those warped “If they had a baby” mash-ups that Conan O’Brien used to do.
I saw that one i think it was with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis
On the look out for her party crashing, spotlight stealing mother.
“You’re traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the ButterFace Zone!”
Hmmm, odd that her stylist didn’t think that best accessory to go with that miracle bandage dress, would have been a matching piece on her jaw.
Her chin and tits are apparently in a death race to her knees.
Rumer has it, mmmhm Rumer has it
There has to be a cure.
So she has another problem area, God that girl has no luck…looks wise. Bruce Willis’ jaw and Meg Ryan’s breasts.
Hey Rumer…why the long chest?
I guess it would be convenient if you didn’t want to waste the effort on picturing Bruce Willis.
She can eat me spinach anytime!
I see some Easter Island genes in her.
So when is her next fight with Mayweather? With a jaw like that she could never get knocked out.
Crying shame when you hit the wall at birth.
She just doesn’t care. She is loaded from her parents. Guys, and girls, all want to be with her so she just doesn’t care how weird she looks.
Ladies, this is WHY WE WEAR BRAS!
Amen to that.
That is a severe case of wonkface.
Hey, Rumer…why the long face? And while we’re at it, why the long tits?
She failed the bandage dress test!!
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Rumer Willis at the premiere of The Diary of Preston Plummer during the Miami International Film Festival. (March 5, 2012)