Because if there’s one thing America is clamoring for, it’s a movie with Tara Reid, Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Sean William Scott, and Natasha Lyonne.
If people went to see 7 more Fast and Furious movies, why shouldn’t these losers give it a shot?
How do you even still remember all their names?
It’s this miracle called, “the internet”.
“So THAT’S what meth-infused tampons soaked in gin smell like!”
Even Photoshop wouldn’t touch this…
Jason Biggs, fresh from several years of “research” living as a homeless person.
Tara: “This is what my stomach looked like after surgery”.
Jason: “I think I just lost my appetite…”
Tara: “Actually, come to think of it, it kinda still does”
Tara, please, put on your pants.
He just realized his career choices over the last 13 years have led him right back to Tara Reid
Well, if it’s 10 years later, and people are still calling you “the pie fucker”, odds are your career is not on an upwards trajectory.
It’s great that Chili Dogs have made it from the US to Australia. I hope they also got Cheez Whiz.
All he does now is eat pies.
She actually doesn’t look too bad in this picture. Biggs, on the other hand, looks like an early-stage anorexic Seth Rogen.
I guess he saw the one body part that she never had plastic surgery on, but yet has been abused the most.
Stephen Hawking with strippers again?
“Hey, this isn’t a chef’s salad.”
“…and maybe afterwards we can go see Alone In the Dark.”
It really does look like an open face roast beef sandwich.
“This one time, in Australia, I stuck a chili dog in my–“
For the first time he’s happy he can’t eat pork.
They both look equally disappointed to be having lunch with the other.
It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Tara, I’m going to be honest with you. It smells like pure gasoline.
“No, really. This is what happens to the men after they’ve seen my breasts.”
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