1. JPC

    Because if there’s one thing America is clamoring for, it’s a movie with Tara Reid, Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Sean William Scott, and Natasha Lyonne.

  2. JC

    “So THAT’S what meth-infused tampons soaked in gin smell like!”

  3. Even Photoshop wouldn’t touch this…

  4. EricLr

    Jason Biggs, fresh from several years of “research” living as a homeless person.

  5. Johnny P!

    Tara: “This is what my stomach looked like after surgery”.
    Jason: “I think I just lost my appetite…”
    Tara: “Actually, come to think of it, it kinda still does”
    Jason Bleuurghhh!

  6. George P Burdell

    Tara, please, put on your pants.

  7. Swearin

    He just realized his career choices over the last 13 years have led him right back to Tara Reid

  8. cc

    It’s great that Chili Dogs have made it from the US to Australia. I hope they also got Cheez Whiz.

  9. Art Crow

    All he does now is eat pies.

  10. She actually doesn’t look too bad in this picture. Biggs, on the other hand, looks like an early-stage anorexic Seth Rogen.

  11. NATTY ICE

    I guess he saw the one body part that she never had plastic surgery on, but yet has been abused the most.

  12. toopier

    Stephen Hawking with strippers again?

  13. “Hey, this isn’t a chef’s salad.”

  14. The Brown Streak

    “…and maybe afterwards we can go see Alone In the Dark.”

  15. It really does look like an open face roast beef sandwich.

  16. Raoul

    “This one time, in Australia, I stuck a chili dog in my–”

  17. Rhinos 4 the NRA

    For the first time he’s happy he can’t eat pork.

  18. They both look equally disappointed to be having lunch with the other.

  19. Tricky_Fish

    It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Tara, I’m going to be honest with you. It smells like pure gasoline.

  20. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “No, really. This is what happens to the men after they’ve seen my breasts.”

  21. Sliver

    “A sandwich?!? You gave me a fucking sandwich! I want scotch, damn it!”

  22. Clown Shoes

    It’s funny when a chick has crabs but when they try to jump on you…

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