Who ever brought him back should be removed.
I dressed all by myself today, yay!
Butterface. No, literally, BUTTER face.
Mick’s extensions have all fallen out because my man has not been photographed without that stupid hat in ages.
That IS his hair, NOT a hat.
He looks like he just stole that murse from the car behind him, or needs to.
Not a bad attempt to go incognito, except for the Aladdin slippers.
Rats, someone beat me to the Aladdin joke.
What a classy classy guy!
I love this guy. He’s absurd. I would totally hit it, too… Is that weird?
I live in Southern California. It hasn’t been cold enough to wear that jacket in years.
Mickey Rourke spotted leaving the Jersey Fashion Awards ( JFA ) where he bagged his third straight Golden Slippers for tightest style.
Stole Hermes shoes I see.
“Can someone help me, please? I still can’t find my career.”
“Damn, Goldfinger. I should’ve never let him rub my feet.”
“Help, I’m melllttiingg…. oh, what a world, what a world….”
Fuck the Ruby Red Slippers, I’ll trade up for gold any time.
Jonah Hill called. He wants his legs back.
somewhere, Michael Johnson is planning his revenge…and deciding he’ll take Rourke’s hat
That’s why I’d never have plastic surgery. Rourke is fucking ugly…dog vomit ugly.
Take the mask off already!!
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