superficial

  1. Was It You?

    Who ever brought him back should be removed.

  2. EricLr

    I dressed all by myself today, yay!

  3. MRF

    Butterface. No, literally, BUTTER face.

  4. SteveG

    Mick’s extensions have all fallen out because my man has not been photographed without that stupid hat in ages.

  5. Minky Wail

    He looks like he just stole that murse from the car behind him, or needs to.

  6. Not a bad attempt to go incognito, except for the Aladdin slippers.

  7. squishy

    What a classy classy guy!

  8. I love this guy. He’s absurd. I would totally hit it, too… Is that weird?

  9. Contusion

    I live in Southern California. It hasn’t been cold enough to wear that jacket in years.

  10. Bigalkie

    Mickey Rourke spotted leaving the Jersey Fashion Awards ( JFA ) where he bagged his third straight Golden Slippers for tightest style.

  11. El Jefe

    Stole Hermes shoes I see.

  12. “Can someone help me, please? I still can’t find my career.”

  13. The Brown Streak

    “Damn, Goldfinger. I should’ve never let him rub my feet.”

  14. “Help, I’m melllttiingg…. oh, what a world, what a world….”

  15. Fuck the Ruby Red Slippers, I’ll trade up for gold any time.

  16. Raoul

    Jonah Hill called. He wants his legs back.

  17. neo_v

    somewhere, Michael Johnson is planning his revenge…and deciding he’ll take Rourke’s hat

  18. Biff

    That’s why I’d never have plastic surgery. Rourke is fucking ugly…dog vomit ugly.

  19. Teeu

    Take the mask off already!!

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