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  1. Fembot Engineer

    Yesterday we featured the pneumatic nipple erection system used in this early model fembot. Today, you can see pit sweat system is still functioning.

    The fact our fembots are still performing at spec, even 10 years after their usable lifespan is testament to our commitment and devotion to providing a quality product.

  2. Huntington

    And my boner is gone.

  3. EricLr

    You know, with the right lighting you can almost think it’s human.

  4. Hank E. Ring

    The strain to fight against the face lift and botox is apparently great enough to break a sweat.

  5. Tomorrow: I bet the back of her pants are soaked. A body fluids tri-fecta.

  6. Johnny P!

    Surgeon: “And what’s the look we’re going for, Miss Kidman?”
    Nicole: “How about… ummm… ‘Perpetual Bemusement’?”
    Surgeon: “Coming right up!”

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    She looks like a doll…a doll it wouldn’t feel right making the other dolls share a box with.

  8. George P Burdell

    She has traded tit sweats for pit sweats.

  9. Deacon Jones

    “Well Gwyneth suggested I use fresh mildew and bees wax for deoderant now, and I think it’s just fabulous”

  10. Probably

    Can’t wait to see her dropping birth control pills on her next red carpet with Zac.

  11. At least she’s smiling.

  12. judging you

    All that botox in her face and no one thought to use it to stop the sweating?

  13. I’ve carved more natural faces on gourds.

  14. El Jefe

    Smart move covering the boobs with a fabric pattern, now tomorrow get a top that covers the armpits and the boobs and she is all set.

  15. The Brown Streak

    She followed a trail of condoms to Zac Efron’s house. Imagine that.

  16. Kurryspice

    Silly Nicole. She keeps putting the botox in her forehead. Doesn’t she know it paralyzes sweat glands too??

  17. Matt K

    I loved her in Nightmare Before Christmas.

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