Nicole Kidman at Tod's Signature Event at the Italian Embassy in Paris. (March 5, 2012)
Yesterday we featured the pneumatic nipple erection system used in this early model fembot. Today, you can see pit sweat system is still functioning.
The fact our fembots are still performing at spec, even 10 years after their usable lifespan is testament to our commitment and devotion to providing a quality product.
And my boner is gone.
You know, with the right lighting you can almost think it’s human.
Nah, you’d still hear all the beeping and whirring.
The strain to fight against the face lift and botox is apparently great enough to break a sweat.
Tomorrow: I bet the back of her pants are soaked. A body fluids tri-fecta.
Surgeon: “And what’s the look we’re going for, Miss Kidman?”
Nicole: “How about… ummm… ‘Perpetual Bemusement’?”
Surgeon: “Coming right up!”
She looks like a doll…a doll it wouldn’t feel right making the other dolls share a box with.
She has traded tit sweats for pit sweats.
“Well Gwyneth suggested I use fresh mildew and bees wax for deoderant now, and I think it’s just fabulous”
Can’t wait to see her dropping birth control pills on her next red carpet with Zac.
At least she’s smiling.
All that botox in her face and no one thought to use it to stop the sweating?
EXACTLY what i was thinking.
I’ve carved more natural faces on gourds.
Smart move covering the boobs with a fabric pattern, now tomorrow get a top that covers the armpits and the boobs and she is all set.
She followed a trail of condoms to Zac Efron’s house. Imagine that.
Silly Nicole. She keeps putting the botox in her forehead. Doesn’t she know it paralyzes sweat glands too??
I loved her in Nightmare Before Christmas.
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