Katie Price at the Professional Beauty 2012 show at the ExCeL Centre in London. (March 5, 2012)
Who needs a belly button when you’ve got tits
Fake tits don’t count.
Show me your O face
Check out my mini-kegger!”
Looks more like a Cadburry Creme Egg.
Do Barbie’s eyes open when we tip her body upright?
OMG, OMG, OMG I can see her pooper thing!
I’m sorry but what the hell is going on with her mid section?
if she’s a clone, she doesn’t have a belly button. i learned that in the matrix
Behind every WHORES there is a MAN blabbity blah blah throwing it down a flight of stairs wearing a gimp mask.
She doesn’t realize the beauty show invited her as negative example, does she?
Thank you for the quickie Miss Price. Now if will finish pulling your pants up , I will show you to your VIP table where your McRib is waiting.
You know, when your agent said “starve yourself,” he didn’t mean to the point of a distended stomach.
So Will Sasso is her bodyguard?
Heh, “professional”. Heh, “beauty”.
When the alien pops out, they hit her with a flamethrower.
This photo caption should read “Katie Price pre-op for an intestinal hernia” and why is Tony Soprano there?
Why is her left breast eating her shirt?
Her pussy is about to fall out
Belly buttons? Where we’re going, we don’t need belly buttons.
I wanna pull those britches down around her ankles and finish eating my lunch.
It’s called ascities and it’s not pretty, ladies and gentlemen.
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