superficial

  1. Still has a great ass… Put a hat on her and we’re good to go.

  2. EricLr

    I still look like I’m in my 20′s, right? Right? RIGHT? TELL ME I STILL LOOK YOUNG GODDAMMIT!!!

  3. Constance

    Note to current young Hollywood starlets, marry young and marry rich.

  4. Cher X

    If you had told me this was Nicole Ritchie, I totally would have believed you.

  5. booya

    I see she finally found a way to cover that billboard of a forehead

  6. George P Burdell

    Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the hottest American Pie girl of all?

    • EricLr

      None of them, my pretty.

      • Bringbackbabalu

        Actually the one chick is still smoking hot. I forget her name, she played the Russian chick in the first movie. Also, those are calves not cankles, looked how rip this chick is she is all muscle. Cankles are fat and gross.

  7. Deacon Jones

    I think it’s time for an anal sex tape to get “stolen”

  8. MoonBeam

    Cankles, much?

  9. The photocalls are in front of a food truck? Did they blow the entire budget on digitally cleaning up Tara Reid?

  10. DeucePickle

    Amazing muscle control if you can spell words with your farts

  11. tlmck

    Must be a big budget flick. “OK everybody! Dress up and pose in front of this hotdog stand.”

  12. A bacon ‘n egg roll with a cappuccino for $4.99? Sign me up!

    Mena who?

  13. The writing on the front of the roach-coach describes just how long I’d like to have my penis inside this woman.

  14. Sin

    Ignore the cankles and she looks great.

  15. dontkillthemessenger

    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I also wouldn’t pay 50 cents to see that total shitstain in the theater. Excuse me, Total Shitstain Part 4.

  16. that rueben went straight to her cankles

  17. Coyote

    I got’s to get me some of that!

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