Selena Gomez posted a pic of herself sunbathing in a bikini to Twitter. (March 5, 2012)
This photo deserves a standing ovation.
I can’t believe there wasn’t an enterprising paparazzi around to get a butt shot from a better angle. What’s wrong with those people?
Am I now a pedophile?
She was born July 22, 1992…. fap away with reckless abandon.
Does my boner make me a pedophile?
I’m a good actress because I look good in a bikini.
Make this the new banner photo.
She’s going to win the Oscar.
Girls really do mature before boys, don’t they.
If I had $10.8 million, I’d play house with her, too.
You mean if you had a paltry $10.8m out of your ridiculously larger, and undeserved sum of money for being a mediocre “artist” that makes underage girls wet?
Soon she’ll be used up and dirty like all the other Disney girls.
Beiber is confused as to how to handle the Gomez. He probably needs to ask Usher.
If there were ever nudez of this girl both my testicles would probably explode thus ending all future fapping.
WHAT DOES THIS WOMAN DO?
It seems like she just stands around in a bikini/looking cute all day. Mostly worthless as a woman. Seriously. There are sandwiches to be made. Blow jobs to be done.
and i already jerk off twice today! fuck it! should have seen this earlier!
There’s real, actual porn out there, you know…
She’s seriously just biding her time..waiting for the right time to move on to a real grown-up. She’s got it figured out.
I think she’d look great on the end of my dick.
Too vulgar? Yeah, that was too vulgar.
“After sucking on Justin’s peepee, this straw seems HUGE!”
Finally get to suck on something larger than Justin Bieber’s penis.
There are no words in the English language that can properly capture this moment
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