And so, the world’s tiniest crack dealer once again brought a smile to the faces of junkies all the world over….
God forbid they start using kids as crack dealers. As it is, I have 20 boxes of girl scout cookies because I can’t say no to children.
I hear the faint screams of mothers all over the world.
“Hey Mike,” asks Bobby, “who should we have fill out our tax forms this year?”
The Dynamic Duo rides again!
If you play your cards right kid, you can grow up to piss away a fortune just like we did.
“You thee, Bobby. Kidth have the beth ear meat. Not too tough, not too tender. Juth right.”
Good One Dan!!!
“Wemember how I thaid I’d eat your childwen?”
So one is going to beat the kid up and the other one going to get him hooked on drugs?
“Rub his head. He magic!”
Don’t you eat that baby, Mike Tyson!
You muthst be thith tall for me to eath you
“Hey, Bobby, I named thith nektht twick after you. Watch me turn thith innothent little girl into a dethperate crackhead.”
“Hey, Mike, wind it up again and let’s see what else it can do…”
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Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown in Beverly Hills. (March 3, 2014). -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN