1. I’ve heard of mother’s eating their baby’s placenta, but I’ve never seen someone make a suede skirt from their post-pregnancy tummy tuck. Moo.

  2. Hugh G. Rection

    The fat guy behind her has a smaller ass.

  3. You all can stop protesting Sea World, because of that movie, ‘Blackfish’…it looks like they just freed Tilikum.

  4. They say black is slimming, but not on a Kardashian.

  5. That must be a space-aged suit to contain all that pressure.

  6. Gin&Tonic

    Bitch is getting fat again, she’s going to have to start walking sideways through doors pretty soon

  7. Little Tongue

    It must be difficult to walk with hips wide enough to cramp your arms movements. She probably has permanently bruised areas on both hips. I REALLY feel her pain.

  8. Cock Dr


  9. Robb7

    A new breed of animal — a combo of pig, cow & hippo!

  10. yourmom

    That turtleneck is doing nothing for your ass.

  11. crb

    Even The Michelin Man wouldn’t do that.. -thing.

  12. MoreMariaNow!!

    why the fuck r ppl still taking her picture?!?!?! Please just let her die!!

  13. “Attention! Would the owners of the all cars in parking lot C, reset all your car alarms. Thank you.”

  14. Looking at this photo you would never think she had a kid… Mainly because you never fucking see her with it.

  15. You’d think with all of that money she could afford a lint roller.

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