1. I could make a snide comment, but it takes a lot of money to be able to coordinate your car to your outfit, so what I say doesn’t fucking matter.

  2. Juch

    All that white means she’s a virgin, right?

  3. Uh, it’s a little early in the season for white jeans, isn’t it Paris?

    what the fuck is happening to me?

  4. Fritz

    Dont hate, but I think she is HOT.

  5. I never thought I’d say this, but I totally would. She got hotter as she got older and stopped talking.

  6. Usually, it would be the car that is called Herpes the Love Bug.

  7. j/k


  8. maoix

    Damn, gotta give her credit for the LFA.

  9. She is looking hot as fuck lately and dating her for her car collection alone would be worth it.

  10. dennis

    At least she didn’t paint-rape her supercar pink like she used to….

  11. MoreMariaNow!!

    why the fuck r ppl still taking her picture?!?! please let her die!!

  12. I’d bet $5 that she drove off with the lemonade still on the hood of her car.

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