1. “Why does she have strap-on.. oh wait.. Date with Drake tonight…”

  2. JimBB

    Okay, who let her use the time machine again? Was it you, Drake? It was, wasn’t it?

  3. Buddy up front is doing the ever-critical is-there-fuzzy-muff-below-the-hemline check.

  4. This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you’re on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable…As we search for the missing lady in the photo, in every mysterious crevice of Rihanna’s dirty lady bits…
    Next stop The Twilight Zone.”

  5. So Rihanna’s lady bits needs a three man team to keep them presentable? what kind of horror show does he have going on there?

  6. Unfortunately that day, Rihanna’s nipple wrangler called in sick. That meant her butthole wrangler and vagina wrangler had to work twice as hard.

  7. Oh sure, she lets these guys lift up her skirt and take pictures. But when I approach random women at the mall, lift their skirts and take pictures, I get a sexual assault charge? I’m an artist!

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    What is the job title for the guy peeking under her dress, and where do I apply for the job?

  9. Yup, it sure is Breezy under here!

  10. Nick4ca

    Passes the sniff test.

  11. Some paparazzi will go to any lengths for an upskirt photo.

  12. “We’ve almost finished with the replacement maam, I went ahead and upgraded you to the deluxe model with twice as much H/P as the last one. Try and pace yourself this time though their just not meant to handle that much semon.”

  13. Hey, lady parts decorator guys, if you’re not getting time-and-a-half for this job, you should call your union rep.

  14. Hmm, I could do this job.

  15. Paula Deen

    “Nope, didn’t wipe, goddamn CP…”

  16. anonym

    *sniff sniff*

  17. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m no doctor, but I’m certain that if you shine a light in the front hole, you won’t see it in the back hole.

  18. Swearin

    Nice pic, butt is it art?

  19. “You’re right Danny… I can hear the ocean!”

  20. tlmck

    Those guys must be immune to the stank of the skank.

  21. “Yep, she pooped alright.”

  22. Ryan

    Is it just me or does nick nolte look exactly like Gary busey?

  23. Blarf

    RiRi needs her own Vagazzle team.

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