superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    I wonder what was on his mind that morning when he dressed.
    “Yeah, the gay sailor-boy look today for sure”.

  2. ingress

    “was I wrong to to get out” – Noel Gallagher

  3. Satan's bitch

    Whoa, the Dutch Boy has not aged well.

  4. The Critical Crassness

    Didn’t they quit doing “Buster Brown” shoe commercials? Then, why is this guy dressed for one?

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Hey, has anyone seen my career?”

  6. AC

    It looks like he’s going to go stick his finger in a crack to save a town. Then again, I’m pretty sure he divorced Patsy Kensit a decade ago.

  7. Colin

    AAAAALL ABOOOOOARD!

  8. He missed the Beatles auditions by a few decades.

  9. dontlooknow

    An extra from “The Life of Brian”?

  10. flapsteak

    the fuck is a wonderwall anyways?

  11. tito

    thomas the tank engine callbacks.

  12. Daemon8666

    “From now on, we’re gonna call ourselves Captain Salt’s Estranged Love Affair Orchestra.”

  13. Elle

    Failed flight attendant

  14. chevyp

    Oh Wow! I was wondering what Emo Phillips was up to now days…

  15. fartbucket

    so when did they decide to start ripping off The Monkees?

  16. Has Chrissie Hynde always had 5 o’clock shadow or are cameras just better now?

  17. so this is what Chrissie Hynde would look like as a whatever.

  18. “Please sir, I’d like some more… PCP.”

  19. cc

    Like Dicken’s ‘Tom Brown’s School Days’ but in color.

  20. The “King of the Gay Train Baggage Handlers” look is so over.

  21. Beatnik

    HOLY SHIT! THIS is what I devoted the better part of the mid-90′s to????

  22. Hausdrache

    Berries and cream, berries and cream, I’m a grown-man-who-dresses-like-a-little-boy-in-an-attempt-to-be-cool who likes berries and cream!

  23. luevas

    He’s totally rocking the Little Lord Fauntleroy look.

  24. Looks like Ian Brown’s rape baby with George Harrison.

  25. cc

    Liam Gallagher is a closeted Bay City Rollers fan? Shit.

  26. Throjo

    Dutch much?

  27. Starting his new career as a train driver.

  28. Saying Pip had Great Expectations was an understatement.

  29. In other news today, The Museum of London has reported missing the exhibit of “The Original Douchebag, circa 1957″. Anyone seeing a wandering batty-boy doucher of vintage proportions is encouraged to bludgeon it with a cricket bat.

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