The real life chick from Species.
Looks like somebody forgot to take her placenta pill that morning.
She has that “fresh outta the coffin” look.
An hour later the photographer was found dead with several organs missing. Police are still investigating.
I fantasized about having sex with her once, but then I just smashed my dick and balls with an ice block, which is what sex with her would feel like.
why does this seem so true?
One day we will be glad we have her, perhaps she’s the only cure to the global warming!!
The reaction to “January, how does it feel that so many people are cheering your absence from the Mad Men season premiere last night?”
I still think she looks like Alexander Skarsgard with a wig…
…and I’m man enough to say I’m okay with that.
Shhhhh…keep it on the Q.T.
And now a special treat girls; Head Prefect is going to tell us about her trip to the Opera
Well if it isn’t placenta breath.
Her Left Arm is longer because it the one she uses to pull her head out of her own Ass
She’s doing this on purpose now, right? It’s a “thing”? It’s just not possible that the woman *always* shoots humorless ice-lasers from her eyes in every picture.
If she is doing it on purpose to fuck with the press, I might kind of dig her a little bit. At least until I remember the whole revenge-baby thing.
It’s time to move on to February.
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