1. El Jefe

    The real life chick from Species.

  2. Looks like somebody forgot to take her placenta pill that morning.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    She has that “fresh outta the coffin” look.

  4. EricLr

    An hour later the photographer was found dead with several organs missing. Police are still investigating.

  5. I fantasized about having sex with her once, but then I just smashed my dick and balls with an ice block, which is what sex with her would feel like.

  6. The reaction to “January, how does it feel that so many people are cheering your absence from the Mad Men season premiere last night?”

  7. Mel

    I still think she looks like Alexander Skarsgard with a wig…

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And now a special treat girls; Head Prefect is going to tell us about her trip to the Opera

  9. Well if it isn’t placenta breath.

  10. Coyote

    Her Left Arm is longer because it the one she uses to pull her head out of her own Ass

  11. Bigalkie


  12. She’s doing this on purpose now, right? It’s a “thing”? It’s just not possible that the woman *always* shoots humorless ice-lasers from her eyes in every picture.

    If she is doing it on purpose to fuck with the press, I might kind of dig her a little bit. At least until I remember the whole revenge-baby thing.

  13. tlmck

    It’s time to move on to February.

  14. bethy


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