1. Richard McBeef

    A cape and a wheat belt. This is why the opera can suck my ass.

  2. Graybear

    I didn’t know she joined The Justice League. Congrats!

  3. EricLr

    Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most washed-up actress of them all?

  4. alex

    Nobody wears this garbage to the opera…they wear business casual if they’re cool or they wear this silly stuff if they are full of themselves.

  5. smoke

    To the Batcave!

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    All comments should be regarded as self inflicted

  7. Doesn’t the big bad wolf eat grandma in the story?

  8. turd da third

    hmmm, she’s got her handjob gloves on again… must be a batch of happy winos in the alley behind the theater

  9. electricgrl

    The Phaaaaaaaaaantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind

  10. are they making another re-make of Bewitched?

  11. cc

    Hissing cockroaches as a belt? Even for a vampire that’s rad.

  12. Cock Dr

    Lose the gloves; I love the rest.
    There are so few occasions in modern American life when you can actually get away with wearing cape, I say take advantage of it.

    • No, the gloves are good; it’s just the way the cape is thrown back for the photo that makes them look awkward. With the cape falling forward or off, the gloves would look lovely.

  13. Vigilante justice isn’t as menacing as it once was.

  14. Jonas Grumby

    She’s in costume just off her movie set, “Mrs. Ann Johnson, Middle-aged Presbyterian Vampire”.

  15. tlmck

    From her IMDB page: “Very much in demand these days as a character player, Patricia Clarkson nevertheless continues to avoid the temptation of money-making mainstream filming …”


  16. The Most Interesting

    This only works if you’re cackling.

  17. George Burdell

    She can wither an erection with a single touch.

  18. Lynx

    harry potter was so last year.

  19. bethy

    And for my next trick, I will pretend that this is somewhat normal.

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