A cape and a wheat belt. This is why the opera can suck my ass.

I didn’t know she joined The Justice League. Congrats!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most washed-up actress of them all?

McBeef–
Nobody wears this garbage to the opera…they wear business casual if they’re cool or they wear this silly stuff if they are full of themselves.

To the Batcave!

All comments should be regarded as self inflicted

Doesn’t the big bad wolf eat grandma in the story?

hmmm, she’s got her handjob gloves on again… must be a batch of happy winos in the alley behind the theater

The Phaaaaaaaaaantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind

are they making another re-make of Bewitched?

Hissing cockroaches as a belt? Even for a vampire that’s rad.

Lose the gloves; I love the rest.
There are so few occasions in modern American life when you can actually get away with wearing cape, I say take advantage of it.

Vigilante justice isn’t as menacing as it once was.

She’s in costume just off her movie set, “Mrs. Ann Johnson, Middle-aged Presbyterian Vampire”.

From her IMDB page: “Very much in demand these days as a character player, Patricia Clarkson nevertheless continues to avoid the temptation of money-making mainstream filming …”

ROFL

This only works if you’re cackling.

She can wither an erection with a single touch.

harry potter was so last year.

And for my next trick, I will pretend that this is somewhat normal.