1. The Pope

    Black plastic on the walls? Yep, that’s a dead woman.

  2. EricLr

    One day he’ll meet up with Nicolas Cage and they’ll just yell at each other for hours.

  3. meme

    But what I do have are a very particular set of stirrers.

  4. Fig

    I yelled, “Tree!!”, but she didn’t hear me.

  5. Frank The Duck

    Liam Neeson caught preparing himself to step out on a minaret and issue the call to prayer. When celebrities go for a new religon they are always used for recruitment….

  6. “Alcoholic? Hell, no. I don’t drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast!”

  7. neo_v

    “once more into the fray…”

  8. cc

    That poor brunette, she went in for a hand transplant and they gave her a man’s a hand. Although…she got his gold watch to go with it.

  9. Thom

    He’s the man. Telling it like it is to any who will listen. Or won’t, he’ll tell em anyway.

  10. Coffee’s a diuretic? Your point is?

  11. ahhuh

    i want more pee stain shots

  12. tlmck

    “Alright! Who put decaf in here!”

  13. Jill

    For those of you who’ve seen his appearance on “Life’s too short”, he’s probably telling someone he has AIDS right there.

  14. frcrkr

    Hopefully he went to the bathroom before drinking that. But ya got to hand it to a guy who is willing to get piss drunk for a night on the town.

  15. Bobu

    That girl is beautiful.

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