Prince Charles at the closing event of Wool House at Somerset House in London. (March 25, 2013) - Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“Prince Charles meets his third wife.”
There, fixed it for ya.
“Yes . . . yes, lovely taxidermy job you’ve done there. Tell me, could you do the same to . . . Oh, I don’t know . . . A certain 86-year-old Queen of a certain island country, could you?”
Camilla darling, you should really dress up when in mixed company
“I still don’t understand the Yanks’ fuss about the right to bear arms.”
“So you never got kissed by the princess?”
“No” said Charles.
Oh, sure, just because you’re heir apparent, you get to touch all the exhibits.
“Didn’t I hear this say ‘Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit! Shakespeare’s French!’ just last night?
Ha, that’s odd – the one Boris Yeltsin gifted us made a farting noise when the finger was pulled – I thought they all did that?
DIS IS BUU-TA-FULL! What is dat? VELVET?
“I was hoping for an anatomically correct bear, so I can relive my my childhood trauma of being buggered by the beast at an all boy school. Well…it was a bear…or a rather hairy school councilor”
How do you get the paws to look like they’ve never done a day’s work?
Oh wait, that’s my hand.
“Good to see you again Hillary”
And then Sir Charles engaged in a round of, “Bear Knuckles”!!! BWA-AH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!! I’m sorry, It’s a gift.
What do you mean, he won’t dance with me…all of the other bears in Russia will dance with me…
Charles this is London, and bears don’t dance here.
“So, Prince Charles… What is it that you do exactly?”
“I occupy my mundane existence with stupid shit like this!”
“My good man I must say you’re in need of a good manicure.”
And I thought those wolves looked real on those Twilight movies, they look even better in person !
Charles made one of the wiser decisions of his life, proceeding to touch the less scarier of the 2 figures propped in front of him.
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