superficial

  1. ThisWillHurt

    “Check out my futuristic shoe. It ties itself, just like in that movie.”
    “That’s a cast. You have a broken foot.”
    “Shut up! I’m very cool!”

  2. His other foot just wants to be taken seriously.

  3. SIN

    I see they finally got his foot out of his mouth.

  4. That’s what you get for being a hustler, chief.

  5. Did he hurt his foot kickin’ the shit outta some thugs? Nope, slipped putting on his skinny jeans.

  6. It’s funny the word “pull” is right behind him because I was just thinking about a shotgun.

  7. Did he injure his foot in his latest slap fight with Alec Baldwin?

  8. He’s such a douchebag I thought that cast was a pair of boots he was wearing.

  9. we go from the last photo–a picture perfect ass, to this one–a classic dick.

  10. Don’t worry. He’s a pro at using that pump on his cast/boot. He works a pump all the time on his Jon Hamm Epic Suction Pump.

  11. Heywood Jablomie

    Hair by Travolta.

  12. AnnaD.

    I LOL’d
    Doesn’t even need a caption.

  13. “Roadhouse!” Peter Griffin.

  14. Why is he always broken?

  15. DeucePickle

    “Your butthole’s punishment must be more severe”

  16. I must say I was a bit disappointed to find out that’s a cast and not a doucheboot.
    Although, come to think of it, this pajama pants-clad clown is perfectly capable of turning a perfectly innocent cast into a doucheboot.

  17. He’s actually starting to look like Kevin Dunn, the guy who played his dad in “Transformers.”

  18. Quick, someone break the other one!

    Then his arms… and nose … and neck.

  19. gumbypokey

    Not pictured: giving a fuck.

  20. “They call me Shoe-booty”

  21. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    I didn’t know foot pedicures could go so horribly wrong. That’s a tough life you’re leading there, pilgrim.

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