“Check out my futuristic shoe. It ties itself, just like in that movie.”
“That’s a cast. You have a broken foot.”
“Shut up! I’m very cool!”
His other foot just wants to be taken seriously.
I see they finally got his foot out of his mouth.
That’s what you get for being a hustler, chief.
Did he hurt his foot kickin’ the shit outta some thugs? Nope, slipped putting on his skinny jeans.
It’s funny the word “pull” is right behind him because I was just thinking about a shotgun.
Did he injure his foot in his latest slap fight with Alec Baldwin?
He’s such a douchebag I thought that cast was a pair of boots he was wearing.
we go from the last photo–a picture perfect ass, to this one–a classic dick.
Here…I’ll correct that for ya. We went from a perfect ass, to a perfect ass.
Don’t worry. He’s a pro at using that pump on his cast/boot. He works a pump all the time on his Jon Hamm Epic Suction Pump.
Hair by Travolta.
Doesn’t even need a caption.
“Roadhouse!” Peter Griffin.
Why is he always broken?
“Your butthole’s punishment must be more severe”
I must say I was a bit disappointed to find out that’s a cast and not a doucheboot.
Although, come to think of it, this pajama pants-clad clown is perfectly capable of turning a perfectly innocent cast into a doucheboot.
He’s actually starting to look like Kevin Dunn, the guy who played his dad in “Transformers.”
Quick, someone break the other one!
Then his arms… and nose … and neck.
Not pictured: giving a fuck.
“They call me Shoe-booty”
I didn’t know foot pedicures could go so horribly wrong. That’s a tough life you’re leading there, pilgrim.
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Shia LaBeouf in New York City. (March 26, 2013) - Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN