superficial

  1. Is he going for the douche accoutrement record?

  2. I think it’s great he’s secure enough not to care that he’s dressed like a rentboy.

  3. meeps!

    Terminally hip.
    (please let it be terminal…)

  4. “No, no, Jeremy…We said dress METRO-sexual!”

  5. fred

    Somewhere, Shia Labeouf is sitting in a corner stewing at his new-found competition.

  6. He was going for Jon Hamm, but only made it to Adrian Grenier.

  7. evilstamos

    Not pictured: anyone of note

  8. MarketingMike

    Nice picture, you can hardly tell he’s 4′ 9″ tall and bald.

  9. Two drinks in one hand and his cellphone in the other. This would be the perfect moment to walk up and punch him in the face.

  10. anonymous

    I thought when he signed his pact with the Devil for an acting career that he was supposed to keep that low key and not walk around public with the blood of virgins in a Dixie Clear cup.

  11. Hollywood Handcuffs.

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