superficial

  1. “No way that limey motherfucker could kick my ass.”

  2. j/k

    The boy had cancer. CANCER!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Maybe no one will notice I just called him Cuba Gooding Jr.

  4. I’m looking forward to this movie.

  5. You know that feeling when you just let out a silent fart and you’re hoping and praying that it doesn’t stink like a pile of burning garbage, but then it does and you wonder if anyone around you is going to notice, then you realize you’re on stage at a press junket and Jamie Foxx is there with you and he totally noticed and you now regret eating all those onions with lunch? Andrew Garfield knows that feeling.

  6. Andrew: “I’m a little uncomfortable sitting next to the shocker.”
    Jaime: ” Electro… I played Electro in the movie.”
    Andrew: “This has nothing to do with the film and you know it!”

  7. donkeylicks

    “Say whiteface again, I fuckn dare you!”

  8. anonymous

    Looks like Jamie Fox is not sure if Andrew is serious; and Andrew is not sure if Jamie is serious.

  9. Foxx: “Andrew Garfield? Garfield!? So you just look like that dude who won Wimbledon last year? No tennis? Then why the hell did you tell me that shoving a racket up my ass and washing my balls with Lucozade would help my game?”

    Garfield: “……”

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