Tobey Maguire in New York City. (March 24, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
That bloated gut of yours should really help your career, Mr Maguire!
Maybe fat, drunk, and stupid really is a decent way to go thru life?
This is the ending I actually imagined after the third movie…
Umm, Mr. Garfield? You left without paying your bill.
Oh, put it on my tab… (whispering) Okay bitch, we need to run right now.
Really weird. He looks like somebody photoshopped the face of a 20 year old on a 45 year old’s body.
Tobey: “This how chicken walk?”
That Spider-Man must be good if he can stop giving a shit so early in life.
” ‘OK, sweetheart, give me my six-shooters and you go hide behind the bar while I put these varmints down!’ How was that, Mr. Bay?”
…you can almost smell the belch.
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