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  1. That bloated gut of yours should really help your career, Mr Maguire!

  2. joe

    Maybe fat, drunk, and stupid really is a decent way to go thru life?

  3. This is the ending I actually imagined after the third movie…

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Umm, Mr. Garfield? You left without paying your bill.

    Oh, put it on my tab… (whispering) Okay bitch, we need to run right now.

  5. Steamballs the Plummer

    Really weird. He looks like somebody photoshopped the face of a 20 year old on a 45 year old’s body.

  6. ODwanKenObi

    Tobey: “This how chicken walk?”

  7. That Spider-Man must be good if he can stop giving a shit so early in life.

  8. Xamnosidda

    Tobey Sparetire?

  9. ” ‘OK, sweetheart, give me my six-shooters and you go hide behind the bar while I put these varmints down!’ How was that, Mr. Bay?”

  10. Johnny Barbells

    …you can almost smell the belch.

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