1. joe

    What’s in your uterus?

  2. “Say ‘what’ again. SAY ‘WHAT’ AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!”

  3. He’s trying to remember if that’s Scarlett Johansson or Amber Heard.

  4. Let me get this right – you’re pregnant, those things are already getting bigger, and you’re covering them up? Pfffffft.

  5. thecrazybetty

    I can’t stand this ugly looking black turd.

  6. Swearin

    “Don’t forget now, you work for me!”
    “They’re just movies, Sam, jeez. Up your meds.”

  7. “What’s in your wallet? And by wallet I mean vagina…”

  8. The Pope

    You let that boy stick you with his thang now didn’t you? Mmm hmm

  9. “Nah, they ain’t bigger yet”

  10. “I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting kids in these Monday-to-Friday women! Nice tits though”

  11. Sam Jackson’s epic “dat ass!” face.

  12. CK

    “That’s not WHITEFACE, is it?”

  13. “Do you know what they call two big boobs like those in France?”

  14. Things are about to get Black Snake Moan up in hurr.

  15. “Tits or GTFO Scarlett”

  16. Hugh G. Rection

    That’s Samuel L Jackson looking at Scarlett’s cans? I thought it was Laurence Fishburne.

  17. “Am I too late to guess how big them titties will get during your pregnancy?”

  18. “I am so sick of you covering up those mother fucking titties with that mother fuck blouse!”

  19. Her: “I dig black guys.”
    Him: “Sheeeeeeee – it, Scar-jo! That’s all you had to say.”

  20. Margaret

    …an’ I taught that Robin Thicke muthafucka this move right chere…

  21. She’s going to look just like Adele when she’s 9 months.

  22. GnomeC

    “Get this mother-f@#king mother off my mother f#%king stage!”

  23. Mr. Fahrenheit

    “Scar, it’s me!”
    “What’s wrong with you? It’s me!”
    “Oh, hi, Sam. I didn’t see you there.”

  24. “I am the FATHER” – Mace Windu

  25. Flatliner

    Hmmmmmm….now dis how chicken supposed to smell!

  26. Vlad

    That is a tasty burger!

  27. AbnerDelgado

    Get you some, Sam. Get you some.

  28. “Sam, do me a favor and take your finger out of my ass.”

  29. Hurryupfatboy

    You givin me da crazy eyes?!!

  30. Bitch! I told you! I’m the ‘what’s in your wallet’ black guy. He’s the car black guy.”

  31. papaschmurfenstein

    Muthaf@#$a did NOT hide those BODACIOUS mom boobs under that tarp!

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