Scarlett Johansson and Samuel L. Jackson at a press conference for 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier' in Beijing. (March 24, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
What’s in your uterus?
“Say ‘what’ again. SAY ‘WHAT’ AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!”
He’s trying to remember if that’s Scarlett Johansson or Amber Heard.
Let me get this right – you’re pregnant, those things are already getting bigger, and you’re covering them up? Pfffffft.
I can’t stand this ugly looking black turd.
Come on. Scarlett’s not that bad.
“Don’t forget now, you work for me!”
“They’re just movies, Sam, jeez. Up your meds.”
“What’s in your wallet? And by wallet I mean vagina…”
You let that boy stick you with his thang now didn’t you? Mmm hmm
“Nah, they ain’t bigger yet”
“I’ve had it with these monkey-fighting kids in these Monday-to-Friday women! Nice tits though”
Sam Jackson’s epic “dat ass!” face.
“That’s not WHITEFACE, is it?”
“Do you know what they call two big boobs like those in France?”
A double Royale with Jiz
Things are about to get Black Snake Moan up in hurr.
“Tits or GTFO Scarlett”
That’s Samuel L Jackson looking at Scarlett’s cans? I thought it was Laurence Fishburne.
“Am I too late to guess how big them titties will get during your pregnancy?”
“I am so sick of you covering up those mother fucking titties with that mother fuck blouse!”
Her: “I dig black guys.”
Him: “Sheeeeeeee – it, Scar-jo! That’s all you had to say.”
…an’ I taught that Robin Thicke muthafucka this move right chere…
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