Beauty and the fuckwad.
So MTV is still pretending they’re still relevant to Spring Break, but they’ve given up pretending their VJ’s are under 25.
The real news story is that the whitest person in the history of mankind is swimming in the pool.
Is that… Powder?
Does Anne Hathaway have a brother?
You’ve never seen an Irishman swimming, have you? The guy pictured – he’s not Irish.
You go ahead and ‘Respect the cock’, I’m gonna stare at her boobs.
Why do I get the feeling that April Rose is a pornstar? Is it that I hope she’s a pornstar? Hope. I haven’t felt that in long time.
Well. That was a nice Google Image search.
So, what does respecting the cock look like?
It’s chalk-full of porn!
“Dis how chicken dress.”
Never heard of April Rose, but I know she wears too much clothing.
His T-shirt is missing the word “sucker”.
Why are her shorts cut so long between the thighs?
Wow! You don’t suppose those are real, do ya?
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April Rose and Andrew Schulz hosting mtvU Spring Break 2014 in Cancun. (March 19, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN