superficial

  1. I’ve always wondered if those statues have a “Made in China” sticker on them.

  2. Odbarc

    Foreign politicians attempt to greet Medusa.
    Frankly I hope this escalates to world war 4 after everyone is down with the 3rd one.

  3. j/k

    This is what dad wants his tomb to be like?

  4. Looks like Michelle is checking to see if that dude’s other head is missing too. Either that, she hasn’t seen one that hard in a while.

  5. hard as a rock..mmmhhmm

  6. Bonky

    Malia is so tall. She grew out of her awkward stage and could actually
    be a model now. I don’t think mom and pop would like that, but
    she has the body for it and if they dolled her up she would be hot.

  7. Eric

    Look mom an empty suit, just like daddy!

  8. fuckface

    “Mommy, he’s got no head!”
    “Emasculating, isn’t it dear? How about a Fresca.”

  9. Michael's...or Michelle's thought bubble

    [unaware of golden photo-op]
    “What the deuce!? Why is this demure creature leaning on me? Decapitated Chinese are a dime-a-dozen!”

  10. Johnny Barbells

    …hm …i was expecting way more racism …way to go, SF commenters.

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