superficial

  1. joe

    Shoot HGH every day . . ..

  2. “mmmm, bacon”

  3. Dudes’ high as fuck

  4. I smell it rock. And it smells of the cannabis variety….

  5. timmyfigs

    This is what happens when you let your turtle eat your weed.

  6. jessica

    CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CROCK IS SMOKEN’

  7. Schadenfreude

    Hey guys, I’m no longer “The Rock”, I’m “The Stoned”.

  8. “Mmmmh…Rocky Road….Rock n’roll….Rock-hard abs….Rock is good”

  9. I didn’t know steroids made you high.

  10. “Mr. Rock! Mr. Rock!?! Yes, hi, thanks, Scoop Chang, New York Times online podcast blog comments editor. Could you let us know what the producers looked like when they cast you as Hercules?”

  11. Jokes aside. This guy is NOT 6’5″. I autograph-hounded him once in Florida and took a picture with him. I am 5’11″ and he stood 2 MAYBE 3 inches taller than me. If he’s 6’5″ that means, I am 6’3″. (I’m not 6’3″).

    • Well, THAT does it. I’m never going to watch any of his movies again.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …YEAH, WELL, I MET HIM AT GOLD’S GYM IN VENICE, AND WE WERE BOTH IN SNEAKERS, AND I’M 6′, AND I SAY HE IS EVERY BIT 6’4 OR 6’5, SO THERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH???

  12. Guso

    Oh god, please smell that Mexican Burrito fart

  13. Vlad

    He’s Shrekfaced

  14. tlmck

    So Obama is on roids now?

  15. Johnny Barbells

    “…yeeeaaaah, sssoooo, ANYway …i was over at the planeteranium with neil degrasse …heh …’de-GRASS’ …heh …*snicker* …um …what was that now?”

  16. “Ya know, it’s really hard to beat a good bowel movement!”

  17. all this time he wasn’t actually cooking, just baking

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