Shoot HGH every day . . ..
Dudes’ high as fuck
I smell it rock. And it smells of the cannabis variety….
This is what happens when you let your turtle eat your weed.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE CROCK IS SMOKEN’
Hey guys, I’m no longer “The Rock”, I’m “The Stoned”.
“Mmmmh…Rocky Road….Rock n’roll….Rock-hard abs….Rock is good”
The Great One.
I didn’t know steroids made you high.
“Mr. Rock! Mr. Rock!?! Yes, hi, thanks, Scoop Chang, New York Times online podcast blog comments editor. Could you let us know what the producers looked like when they cast you as Hercules?”
Jokes aside. This guy is NOT 6’5″. I autograph-hounded him once in Florida and took a picture with him. I am 5’11″ and he stood 2 MAYBE 3 inches taller than me. If he’s 6’5″ that means, I am 6’3″. (I’m not 6’3″).
Well, THAT does it. I’m never going to watch any of his movies again.
…YEAH, WELL, I MET HIM AT GOLD’S GYM IN VENICE, AND WE WERE BOTH IN SNEAKERS, AND I’M 6′, AND I SAY HE IS EVERY BIT 6’4 OR 6’5, SO THERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH???
Oh god, please smell that Mexican Burrito fart
So Obama is on roids now?
“…yeeeaaaah, sssoooo, ANYway …i was over at the planeteranium with neil degrasse …heh …’de-GRASS’ …heh …*snicker* …um …what was that now?”
“Ya know, it’s really hard to beat a good bowel movement!”
all this time he wasn’t actually cooking, just baking
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson at CinemaCon in Vegas. (March 24, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN