“I think there is a little speck of lasagna sauce on my cheek from lunch. Don’t want to miss any of those precious calories!”
“To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong!”
There’s some mayo on the other side too, Kirstie. Then again when you’ve had a whole vat, you are bound to miss some.
This should be an ad for Spanxx. Cause in this she just looks like a shapely transvestite. The photo from AFTER the show could be an ad for Play-Doh Factory.
When that Spanxx bursts open, heads will roll.
There’s a serious corset under there.
we should all buy stock in whatever undergarments she has on here. that or I would like the guy who designed that dress and gave her something of an hourglass figure to design all of my clothes from now on.
I didn’t know they were doing a live action version of the muppets. And our first look at Miss piggy.
Looks like a big tranny.
I gave in to curiosity & watched a video of her dancing in that stupid TV contest show. Seemed surprisingly competent.
Do I have food on my face here…because I’m still hungry.
She looks way way better than she used to! She was Kirstey The Hut not too long ago.
Yeah, like yesterday.
From the thumbnail I thought it was Jessica Simpson. Win for Kirstie I guess.
Fergie shouldn’t have skipped that workout.
So… Bristol Palin was the slippery slope that led to fat chicks being a requirement for DWTS?
I was wondering this exact same thing.
HOO HOO HOO! Ta kur pe je lax ne punu isok! (You mind powers won’t work on me, boy!)
Does her dance partner need a special work permit to lift her in the air for spins or will that be done with a crane?
Okay bezatches….lets see you get on a stage in front of an audience of millions….how are YOU looking???? Your mean attitudes and words dont become you.
Susan, I think you accidentally typed “superficial” when you meant “beliefnet” or “cuteoverload” or something. Because what Web site do you think you’re on?
Thank GOD somebody said that, Deryn. People who read Fish and expect something nice need to find another cite and stop commenting on this one. Meanwhile, us bezatches are going to make fun of Kirstie Alley because its fun.
Someone warn Japan that the tremors they feel during the taping of DWTS are NOT aftershocks.
Pork chops go in HERE!!!
*Smack smack smack* Yummm he tasted good…
Jareth, The Goblin King, returns. Dance magic, dance!
She really does have an uncanny ability to look like a dragon in pictures.
Where’s the fatty? Where’s the fatty, Kirstie? Good girl!
Apparently i’d do a thumbnail of her. Shit. And now ima take my first shower of the year..
“I’ll do this show for…one meeeeellion dollars!!”
Dancing with the Horsehead Nebula.
Who said the stars in the sky were infinite? I can see them all in that dress.
I feel like there should be planets orbiting around her…
WHERE’S ME GOLD?
She actually looks surprisingly good considering she once sported cankles the size VW Beatles.
Better get the Hubble Telescope on this.
Is that Snookie or Khloe Kardashian?
I think she looks surprisingly good. Shes on her way to getting slim. She used to be a blimp so congrats Kirstie.
she has clearly lost some weight since she began dancing, and frankly I was totally shocked that she can actually move around the dance floor better than most of the other people on this show!
Why do I feel like I should be in one of those reinforced huts like they have on Mythbusters every time they go to the explosives range?
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Kirstie Alley at the Dancing With The Stars studios in West Hollywood, CA. (March 21, 2011)