1. Deacon Jones

    “Fuck that’s good coke!”

  2. cc

    “Oh my God, I just realized I am not good looking!”

  3. Hellisforsissies

    Why is there a picture of Charles Manson impersonator on “The Superficial”?

  4. JC

    Someone just got it up the butt.

  5. What has been seen, can’t be unseen.

  6. I heard of dead careers but never undead ones.

  7. Cock Dr

    Bad head day.

  8. Star Droppings


  9. Reminds me of when the retarded kid in 3rd grade squeezed the class hampster too hard.

  10. Not many of us can say we have a photo of the exact moment we hit menopause.

  11. mel

    reminds me of the look i get when i tell a gal what i’d like to do to her corn wagon!

  12. Gavagai

    “Cameras? FUCK! Why is someone pointing a camera at ME?”

  13. Marshall Crist

    I think she just realized Veronica Cartwright isn’t a pod person.

  14. nikki

    mascara’s not a good look for that kid from harry potter.

  15. krisps

    “Oh. My. God. I forgot to cover up my jowls this morning!”

  16. DonDopey

    Hello Clarice…

  17. Someone just caught their reflection.

  18. Charmless Man

    “Will and Grace is CANCELED? I need to return some clothes.”

  19. richie

    she used to be hot…

  20. RubyO

    I see dead people…


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