1. Abby

    How much foundation is he wearing?

  2. All features of this man’s face seem to be gravitating toward the center.

  3. Jiminy Cryptic

    Three first names and I still don’t know who the fuck he is.

  4. Funny how the first movie centered around him and Tara, the two least likeable characters in the whole film. No further proof is needed that Hollywood is god damned clueless.

  5. diego

    Oh, that Dave Chappelle and his white face routine…

  6. Christina Aguilera

    He looks like one of those Twilight vampires

  7. bigalkie

    Hey buddy, nice make up.

  8. George P Burdell

    Best Tara Reid picture of the year.

  9. What is it with all these American Pie sequels? Are these people that untalented that they can make no other picture? Is there any possible new thing they can do in these movies?

  10. That’s the worst embalming job I’ve seen since Michael Jackson.

  11. Frustrated Ape

    American Jugallo, motherfucker!

  12. prissy


  13. This guy is already a caricature of himself.

  14. The joaker

    Jesus, they do wax sculptures of everyone nowadays

  15. Steelerchick

    What happened to him? He used to be cute. eeeeeew

  16. Bob Dobalina

    What is up with Gardenhoser err… Rabblerouser… Rowengartner.

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