Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez in Paris. (March 19, 2102)
So what the fuck happened to that big assed immobilizer boot she was dragging around while she was back in the good ole USA?
she actually looks old for the first time
“Look, Oliver, LOOK! I bet we can photoshop this one to make it look like Gabriel was punting Nahla around…”
He can’t really think this marriage is going to work out. The woman is a loon known for headbutting spouses in fits of rage. Oh, I get it now.
Nothing makes me happier than seeing people wearing helmets for no apparent reason… NOTHING.
I’d like to think they’re about to be shot out of a cannon
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
He can’t be good for her, for fuck’s sake. He’s already got her looking like the Great Gazoo!
“I’ve had to wear this helmet ever since I dated Wesley Snipes.”
cracks me up how she thinks she can turn bad boys into homebodies – give it up Halle
“I don’t get it, why was that bus so short?”
“I think we’re going to need more than just these helmets to survive jumping off the Eiffel Tower.”
“you’re doing great dear, now do the same thing with your right leg”
The voices in her head told her to become the next Evel Knievel.
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