Fava bean and Chianti dreams …
Tomorrow the guy on the right will be sitting in his dressing room stroking his shiny new rape whistle and staring into his mirror for hours on end.
They just told him they had another birthday cake waiting for him
Dating Miley Chipmunk makes you gay.
Memoirs of a Morning Talk Show-TV Host:
“Innocently, I prattled on; not knowing that, all the while the Guest had secretly undressed me with his eyes and was slowly, in the privacy of his own mind, caressing my man-boobs with his tongue, and teasing my pink bits with his teeth.”
We have a little surprise for you, Miley is going to debut her new pole routine for us this morning.
“That’s a real purty mouth you got there.”
“Mmm, mmm, mmm! Now there’s a man who can handle Thor’s hammer. No, wait, I lost that role to Chris, and got stuck with Miley Cyrus instead. Goddammit!”
Not pictured: a blob of mayo on the host’s right cheek. Liam just loves him some mayo…
“You’re right, it DOES look like penis cake…”
Must be Miley’s stand-in behind Liam.
(…..mmm, you look yummy….)
Lookin good like I knew I would
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