Steve Jobs zombie!!!! Run!!!
Damn, that is a tight joke. I wouldn’t even get it if I wasn’t helping my 8th grade son with math these days.
Let’s be fair. 2 1/2 can stand for many things:
- His IQ
- Number of balls he has
- Number of years he’ll live until Mila catches him cheating
Given the state of modern education, I doubt most would get the joke. It does rank up there on the nerd scale of jokes. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say about 100^1/2
^^Meant as a reply to cmonreally.
You should hear my calculus, probability theory and computer programming jokes. I was a huge hit in college.
Mila is with him for the money.
The back of his shirt says, “My Dick is”
he may have mila but he is still a douche
CBS pays him extra to wear that
Look, he’s already predicting how long his marriage to Mila will last.
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